One Way Bad Way To Avoid Court

Isn't karma a hoot?
You do something you know is bad, wrong, illegal.... and just wait.
Sooner or later...and almost always, at the worst possible time....
that bad thing you did comes right back at ya' like a pie in the face.
In Michael Rosen's clever... albeit illiterate... attempt to avoid court, he compounded the situation he was trying to avoid.
He not only got court time, he will likely get some jail time.
Man Fakes Death To Avoid Court Date - News Story - WISN Milwaukee